Random Weirdness: Sporting Knits of the 70s!!

We haven't had a Random Weirdness post in a while, so why not break that trend with a really random pic from a DIY sweater mag....

So why are all the adults staring at the poor kid????

     "Ahh Croquet, how cute!!"

     "Is that even a sport kid???"

     "And why are you the only one without white shoes??"

     "What are you doing playing croquet on a tennis court anyway???"
           "Well why are you playing golf on a tennis court?
              And why do each of you only have 3 clubs???"

Like I said, so many questions, but one thing can't be denied: the 70s had the grooviest sweaters!!